No, not Conan O'brien. You have to go over to the Membees site and look for anything posted by Conandoyle, formerly Sherlock, formerly Docwatson, formerly Porkchop on the old now defunct DV site. Also while there look for anything from Gary Oak. Both are so full of crap that their eyes are brown.
Are you the same Cartman who was going to join the Army? I remember you from DV and you just might remember me from there too. I was MJCD, Docwatson's nemesis. He was heavily into anti-China crap, LGM's and conspiracy theories (all of which he believed) there too.